Acronyms.

I am sick of acronyms. Acronyms are everywhere. Acronyms exist for almost everything, from Computer terms to washing powder, we cannot escape acronyms. Just for fun I will tell a story using acronyms. It's good therapy.

Once upon a time, there lived a CT dude who worked 24/7. He was given a pretty good salary of $12000 PFN for doing SFA. He was once a TA in an IT department of IBM. IBM told him to GTFO though, so he was back doing SFA IYKWIM. Right after they told him gfy, the PC started playing up. Damn! His HDD was RS and the RAID was USCWAP. His DDR SDRAM was causing BSOD's and the CDROM was cactus, leaving him with data that was N/A. The NTFS FS was stuffed too and so the whole OS was BS. Without the SCSI HDD's online, even with SATA or SATA2 there was NFW that it would ever work again. Even if he could IMG the OS, the new LCD had no working OSD and he couldn't find the S/N that was required to complete an RMA for a DOA claim. FM he exclaimed! Even the old CRT is FUBAR. If only I had a TWAIN CCD for the LCD on the MFP. then I could use USB or the ESATA on the MB to interface with the CF from the SLR to the SFF case next to the HUB on top of the TCPIP Stack. If he could only enter the BIOS on the CMOS of the DAE... Then he could U/L the contents of the SAN over the LAN without upsetting the LUN's. But just in case the DC power went AC, the UPS would have to be RAS'd via the ADSL. Only then would it BRB. OMFG, the DUN was down and the ISDN onramp was hit by a TS. But FTM, he would have to wade through loads of UCE (Spam) How simple... Why did he not think of that before? ROTFLMAO.